Saturday, 5/27...my horoscope was:

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Today's New Moon in your 5th House of Love and Romance can be an indication of the weeks ahead. If, however, you are not in the market for romance, you still can have your share of fun and games. Any sort of creativity is heightened, as are activities with children. Most of all, honor your own need to play.

HAHAHAHAAA!!! We were at Water Country, USA allll dayyyy looonnnnggggg!!!!!! And depite liberal use of apparently useless sunblock SPF60, I have the sunburn to prove it, lol.

Quote for the day

Take time every day to do something silly.


-Philipa Walker

Thanks, Sandy!

You Are Animal

A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.But you sure can beat a good drum."Kill! Kill!"

The Muppet Personality Test

And don't forget JodyBitch!!!

Pennsylvania was painful. We got up & left Maumee, OH (near Toledo) at whenever in the morning - 9:30 ish, I think. Crossed into PA & it started to RAIN. I80 has a lot of construction & the road has steep drop offs. I was scared shitless. And it's a LONG drive. I was sooo happy to reach Philly - on an empty tank, lol. Ate a great meal, had a great time then hit the road again. Yes, I found gas before running out completely. ;) We got home around 10:30pm - 2 hours from Philly. Trip complete. What a blast!!!

And the Doctor said...

I have two wonderfully healthy daughters. R is 55 lbs & 51 1/2". N is 50lbs & 46 3/4". They both gained 3" & 4lbs in the past year. Yep, really, both of 'em.

Puberty came up. Sweet R (9) got her 1st bra last weekend. Not so tragic because she doesn't NEED one. Just a cute accessory. I was told when her breasts start swelling, menstruation is about 2 years away. Phew. Flat as a pancake. But for some girls in her class, it's not so far away. We're gonna have to talk soon. I asked if anyone in her class had started their period. ("What's THAT?") When you start bleeding. ("Like a nosebleed?") Noooo. We'll talk this weekend. You have a book to help explain it all.

THEN she was on the phone w/a friend & suddenly is spelling s-e-x as though I can't spell, lol. Apparently, her friend asked if she knew what it was. Apparently, friend DOES. Her brother (16) was just fired for having sex at work. Oh boy. I asked her if she knew what it was & she said, "hugging & kissing. Big hugs & kisses. BIG hugs & kisses. HUGE hugs & kisses." I guess I looked relieved enough because she stopped there. LOL.

*sigh* My sweet baby. I can't even say I'm not ready for this because I have no choice if I want her to stay healthy. Gotta call her friend's mom & see what she's saying!

Brilliant comeback, lol

The next time you are stopped for speeding and are asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Just reply, "No faster than the person in front of me."

HAR HAR HAR. Well, I thought it was funny.

Easter in a hotel!

The kids with my FIL, Mario, who lives in Las Vegas, where we usually spend Easter!


Easter baskets!! The Easter Bunny found us in a hotel in Minneapolis!!!!



Egg hunt!! The Easter Bunny did a great job of hiding a LOT of eggs!! :)

the next stop was MellieBitch's house!!

A few pics to hold y'all over till I get my words together. Who IS that fat Bitch in the pink??!

LindaBitch pix!!

It was so cool. I told the kids they'd been friends all their lives (even though they hadn't met) and to go play. So they did. How cuuuute!



Linda & I hid behind the kids, heehee.

hysterical horoscopes

May 2, 2006
Today's Outlook: The Moon is in emotional Cancer, a water sign that requires nurturing and security. Additionally, Venus -- the planet of love and money -- forms a mildly tense semisquare aspect with Jupiter -- the planet of bigger, better and more. It may be challenging to know when to draw the line, for Venus-Jupiter tensions can increase our desires and also our waistlines. Stress between these two lovely planets may not be so bad as long as we don't overindulge or overspend.

I just bought an XL Vanilla Chai & 2 jelly donuts!!! Not that I'm actually eating the donuts...the chai has my head spinning all by itself, lol.